Shark Attack Survivors willing to pay fines for Kelly Slater entering the ocean in Reunion Island. For every person entering the ocean at a shark sanctuary on Reunion Island the fine is 50.00 USD per incident . The attack ratio is 1 out of 500 and if Kelly Slater is true to his word about being honored to be killed in a shark attack we will pay all the fines until he proves his claims.
Hay we will pay until he loses a leg, arm or giant chunks of flesh. Come on Slater put your body where your mouth is or rather put your body in a shark’s mouth. We SAS will even take the bite from small sharks and leave the 3 meter sharks to you.
Hi Kelly,
This is from shark attack survivors, Do you know how much shark conservation dollars could be earned if you donated your right arm to save the sharks? A shark took my right arm and I have lobbied to save them as many other shark attack survivors.
Keep in mind donating your arm to save sharks as you claim is so fisherman can catch and harvest them for .50 cents a pound.
Are you actually stupid enough to give a arm to save a 500.00 shark?
Us survivors will pay all your fines for entering the ocean at Reunion Island. The fine for surfing at Reunion is 50.00 per ticket the attack rate on surfers is 1 out of 500.
Put your well being at risk and try to be killed and we will cover the fines until you are maimed or killed.
You can contact us at shark attack survivors to setup the arrangements for you to be honored for giving your life or limbs for 500.00 worth of shark.
Al Brenneka
Shark Attack Survivors
Kelly you were in Oz when a shark attacked me and ripped 4 pounds of my upper thigh off. Our lives havnt been the same since Prolly dont remember mate?, I had a world of respect for you till this comment of yours. Idiotic thing to say and wake up to yourself.
Show some respect to the victims families and us survivors. Off you go to Reunion Is Robert and we’ll see how you go…the shark owns Reunion Is now, and your on the menu bigmouth. Lenny.
Greetings from Réunion Island where most of the locals surfer thinks the same, it’s so easy to speak like that when you could surf everywhere, when you want … But when your homespot is filled with bullsharks.. when you lost your friend, your neighbour it’s quiet different …
Kelly Slater is saddly dazzled by his stupid Sea Shepherd friends. He does not know or bothers to check the source of his information about the shark attacks in Reunion Island (the context of the attacks, the scientific work that is being done, the concern of the population, etc…). Unfortunately like many people around the world, a certain picture has been drawn out by the medias and extremist groups. Not sure Kelly Slater is aware of that. This comment he made just is full of ignorance, stupidity and lack of respect for the victims and their close ones. A sad guy really.
I hope your reading these commets KS, Reunion could use your help not ignorant rash statements. Howabout donating some time and money to the survivors at Reunion??
Maybe victims families worldwide might like an apology from your dumb statement?? All the “lucky” amputee survivors that have lost limbs to the dumb bull shark need help and money, time to stop and look in the mirror mate..time to retire and just HELP…because you can..simple.
Sea Shepherd and Pew are directly connected to big oil and not helping anyone except themselves to global donations from shark sympathy. Howabout someone helps the fucking humans for a change!?
So we all wait for your public apology Slater…waiting..
Lenny, Shark Attack Survivor 2012′
Hay the Reunion surfers and shark attack survivors have offered to pay his plane fare, put him up in the best resort, supply him with all the boards he could want and put him on the best waves on Reunion, pay all his fines for entering the ocean, remember entering the ocean is against the law, too many hungry sharks. He can even bring along all the little shark huggers, shark molesters, shark whispers, shark riders, shark feeders, shark divers and they all can show us just how harmless sharks are… They will all probably be attacked or killed, but that’s why they have the ISAF and George Burgess to make them attacks and deaths go away.
Did you notice how the ISAF and Burgess made this shark attack fatality go away.
12/02/2013 – Patrick Briney – Hawaii – *** Fatal ***
Postby alb » Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:32 pm
Kayak fisherman killed in Maui shark attack
Oh I forgot there are no more shark attacks our friends at Save our Seas and Christopher Neff make them all go away they are now suppose to be Shark Bite Incidents or Shark Bite Fatalities. A half million dollars probably was spent to make all shark attacks go away.
Just saw this comment AB, nice roundup and yes, RIP to Patrick Briney, hanging his foot over the edge of a kayak makes him a ‘provoked’ fatal…load of Burgess BS.
Ive sent Neff home also so expect that, another oil man lapdog coming back soon. Prrr..
Kelly ‘mudguard’ Slater we call him down here. Shiny on top shite underneath,
So he hasnt gone surfing on Reunion yet im guessing. Maybe the fine put him off..lol..
Old kook that has ‘jumped the shark’ so to speak..haha..
Well Robert?
Glen Folkard
Shark Attack Survivor-Investigator
http://www.australiansharkattacksfile.com