Get your Ph. D degree in the politics of shark attacks at shark attack survivors. There is a similar program at an Australian university, but all you need to know there are the relative risks about lighting, dog bites, rabbit bites, can accidents and the list goes on and on.

Our program is much more intense you have to study shark attacks. Their program costs thousands and takes 3 to 4 years and is overseen by one person.

Our program is much easier, costs nothing and you are graded by actual shark attack survivors, persons in charge of shark attack files and those in government positions dealing with shark attacks.

Don’t be fooled by this Australian certification, Shark Attack Survivors are the only ones that actually know about shark attacks not this fake program in Australia.

Al Brenneka

Shark Attack Survivors.